The 1-Up Game - Fyreball

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The point of the 1-up game is to have a better post than sombody above you, for instance
Poster 1: I ran a mile in ten seconds
Poster 2: I ran a mile in ten seconds wile juggling
its not a good example, but whatever. There is only one rule, and that is to not post somthing that completly dominates the previous post. also, if the previous post cant be 1-uped, then start somthing new. Ill start it off

I ran a mile in 30 seconds

TKD Sketch

i ran 2 miles is 30 seconds

Abstract Frgmt

I ran 2 Miles in 30 Seconds in the middle of a forest.

KH Royal Deus

I ran 2 miles in 30 seconds in the middle of a foggy forest.

TKD Sketch

i ran 2 miles in 30 seconds in the middle of a foggy forest after sleeping with your mum.

Nile

i ran 2 miles in 30 seconds on my hands in the middle of a foggy forest after sleeping with your mum.

Cloudcow

I ran 2 miles in 30 seconds on my fingers in the middle of a foggy forest after sleeping with you mum

Matu

I ran 2 miles in 30 seconds on my fingers in the middle of a foggy forest after sleeping with you mum with your dad in the room.

kongtacular

I ran 2 miles in 30 seconds on my fingers in the middle of a foggy forest after sleeping with you mum and your girlfriend with your dad in the room

Cloudcow

I ran 2 miles in 30 seconds on my fingers in the middle of a foggy forest while being chased by a bear after sleeping with your mum and girlfriend with your dad in the room

kongtacular

I ran 2 miles in 30 seconds on my fingers in the middle of a foggy forest while being chased by a polar bear after sleeping with your mum and girlfriend with your dad in the room

Danger

I ran 2 miles in 30 seconds on my fingers in the middle of a foggy forest while being chased by a 2 polar bears after sleeping with your mum and girlfriend with your dad in the room

Death

after I kicked you square in the nuts, I ran 3 miles in 15 seconds on my fingers in the middle of a foggy forest while being chased by a 2 polar bears after sleeping with your mum and girlfriend

reporned44

After roundhouse-kicking Chuck Norris, I ran 3 miles in 10 seconds on my tongue in the middle of a foggy forest while being chased by 5 polar bears and a chihuahua after sleeping with your mother, your girlfriend, and you.

TKD Sketch

... i think you just broke the rule...

napoleonrokz

^^^more like his foot

ITALIAN M0NKEY

i ran 5 miles in 30seconds

ITALIAN M0NKEY

and then i decided to party in the pancake place and then eat freid chicken!

Natedawg

After roundhouse-kicking Chuck Norris, George W. Bush, & finding Osama Bin Landen, I ran 5 miles in 10 seconds on my tongue in the middle of "The Forbiddin" foggy Forest while being chased by 6 polar bears, a chihuahua, and giant spiders after also sleeping with your mother, your girlfriend, and you.

Natedawg

Laden*, lol

bilbomarks

Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.

Cloudcow

Sombody start a new thing to 1-up, the rule has been broken

Clayy93

I drunk 3 gallons of milk in 30 seconds.

Cloudcow

I drank 3 gallons of sour milk in 30 seconds

WhiteN00dl3

I drank 3 gallons of sour milk in 30 seconds after chugging 100 year old egg nog

kongtacular

I drank 3 gallons of sour milk in 30 seconds after chugging 100 year old egg nog. and toke a dump for 3 hours

NoRemorse

I drank 3 gallons of sour milk in 30 seconds after chugging 100 year old egg nog. and took a dump for 3 hours...before jumping over the grand canyon with a pogo stick

Hotrod

I drank 30 gallons of poisoned sour milk in 30 seconds after chugging 100 year old egg nog and eating a 25 year old piece of toast...before jumping over the grand canyon with a pogo stick and a piece of pie.

Timmberman

Grunt

GitRdUNgOTrDid

......I'm awesome!

Gryph1us

I suppose the rule has once again been broken, so...

I ate an entire cow!

Hotrod

I ate an entire brown cow with fries as a side dish!

Chimerea

I ate an entire brown cow with fires AND a burger as well as typing this saying that the corrupt a wish game is better!!! (and I had THREE exclamation marks!)

Ch00bakka

I ate an entire brown cow, fries, a burger, and a few pigs, drenched in that Arby's special sauce. mmmhhhh good.

samrabbitN

i eaten two braun kow, fyz, too pig, cuverd n that Rby sos. rite after sciping skool. i hop nobudy notics

Gronfors!

I ate an entire brown cow, fries, a burger, and a few pigs, all as a celebration because bungie gave me recon

O beat that :P

Danger

I ate an entire brown cow, fries, a burger, and a few pigs, all as a celebration because bungie gave me recon and let me become the president of bungie

Mr Snowballs

I ate an entire brown cow, fries, a burger, and a few pigs, all as a celebration because bungie gave me recon and let me become the president of bungie, also I'm chuck norris.

NOBODY can 1 up that (and nobody else can be chuck norris because there is only one)

Mr Snowballs

co-president of bungie, sorry.

San Ting

I ate an entire brown cow, fries, a burger, and a few pigs, all as a celebration because bungie gave me FLAMING recon and let me become the president of bungie, also I'm chuck norris.

WhiteN00dl3

san ting wins

San Ting

Why thanks. I RoXXoR

WhiteN00dl3

you cant really beat chuck norris wearing a flaming recon suit haha

San Ting

Exacly ^^ Flamin recon-wearing Chuck Norris, being president of the company that rules the world, and having just eaten. Unbeatable!

WhiteN00dl3

ill start it again..

Did you know I Uni-cycled around the world?...Twice?

San Ting

Did you know I Uni-cycled around the world twice in 60 seconds?

Redman

Did you know I Uni-cycled around the world twice in 60 seconds while racing lightning?

San Ting

Did you know I Uni-cycled around the world twice in 60 seconds with a 100 kg weight on my back while racing lightning AND won?

Redman

Did you know I Uni-cycled around the world twice in 60 seconds with a 100kg weight on my back while racing lightning and won a PRIZE?

sithmonkey

Did you know I Uni-cycled around the world twice in 60 seconds with a 100kg weight on my back while racing lightning and won a PRIZELY TROPHY?

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